Destructavator
Official Site Policies
YOU MUST AGREE TO ALL OF
THESE TERMS TO USE OR ACCESS THIS SITE OR ANY CONTENT FROM IT IN ANY
WAY.
This website uses various forms of multimedia including streaming audio
and video. A high-speed Internet connection is recommended.
We
also use Java and Javascript, but do NOT use Active-X controls.
CONTENT NOTICE: The main site does not feature any
intentionally
obscene or sexual content, it should be safe for children.
HOWEVER, in the FORUM, we cannot guarantee that it is always
clean, because we can't always control what people say there.
We
can only promise that we will make what we consider our BEST EFFORTS to
keep it free of dangerous, explicit, or other undesirable content.
NOTICE OF LACK OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES: We don't use
subliminal
messages or any weird psychological tricks in our website, so if you're
looking at some of our content and think you see "EAT AT JOE'S," or
anything similar, you're imagining things.
NOTICE FOR PEOPLE WITH DISORDERS OF ANY KIND: If you suffer
from
any disorder that makes you sensitive to some content such as bright
flashing lights, blinking colors, or other cool effects we might use
here, or if you psychologically just don't like anything here, you
agree by visiting any part of this site that you are doing so at your
own risk and that you won't sue us for ANYTHING, and yes, you have to
agree to this to be here, and yes, we will take this agreement as far
as the law will permit us to do so, so NO, you can't throw some B.S.
lawsuit at us.
DISCLAIMER:
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The music,
lyrics,
and/or other content contained in this site are intended for and geared
at persons of lesser chronological and/or developmental age (under
geriatric) and is not suggested content for stuffy conservative people.
The creators of this website and the content of it are not to be held
responsible for any psychological irritation, trauma, or torture of
said stuffy conservative people. No assurance is given, expressed or
implied, that the content of this website will not overexcite/stimulate
you, bug your parents if you do not use headphones, drive you to
express excited and/or aggressive behavior, nor disrupt your normal
thought process or those of others around you if you (again) refuse to
use headphones with your computer sound card and really, really crank
it up (which is strongly recommended regardless of if you choose to use
headphones or plug your computer sound card into the biggest, baddest
speakers or audio output system you can get your hands on).
OTHER WARNINGS:
Do not play
content too
softly. Do not play content with speakers that have lousy performance
and/or output. Do not play, sing or hum along with content if you have
a pathetic and/or unskilled voice/instrument to ruin the experience for
others. FIRST AID: Play proper and heavy music with proper acoustics or
move victim to a quiet area free of noise. Call a professional heavy
metal musician immediately, and take victim to a rock concert as soon
as possible. If such treatment is unavailable, find a kid with a
portable stereo or MP3 player.
DO NOT EXPOSE
CONTENT TO STUFFY CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE!!!!
Privacy Policy: We do not collect any information from you
other than
what you voluntarily disclose to us via email or the forum.
We DO
keep track how how many people visit what pages of this site, for the
purpose of finding out what content is popular and what is not.
Our hosting provider provides us with such statistics, and
may
also provide us with I.P. addresses of visitors in this information,
although we don't really look at such information or do anything with
it unless we become the target of criminal or harmful activity such as
(but not limited to): hacking, abuse, threats of any kind, etc., in
which case we will use collected information for a report to an
appropriate law enforcement agency.*
The Forum requires registration, where we do require a valid email
address and user name, although any other information provided is
voluntary, and all information collected by the system is NEVER sold or
given to other people, organizations, or entities of any kind, unless
some legal process requires us to do so. Should this occur,
we
will, IF PERMITTED (meaning we are not ordered not to do so) by the
legal process or procedure involved, inform you by email of the
situation.
Piracy
Policy: The content of this website is copyrighted,
please do
not copy, transfer, or upload any of it without permission unless
otherwise indicated. Some content is now licensed to the
public
under creative commons terms, although any material not indicated as
such is still fully protected by copyright.
Framing Policy: Please do NOT frame any part of this website.
Linking policy: Yeah, you can go ahead and link to
us, it's
not
like we could really control or stop you... We do suggest
(but
not require) that you link only to the main home page, as we often
change parts of the site, including HTML filenames!
All policies are subject to change, and we will NOT notify you when we
do this, you'll just have to re-check this page once in a while to stay
updated on them.
All of these policies will be enforced to the best of our ability in a
court of law, a court of tennis, a court of basketball, or any other
kind of court. Violations will be punished by a dramatic and traumatic
legal process with the book thrown at them, so to speak. Furthermore,
let it be hereby declared that few mentally healthy persons shall have
any business whatsoever reading this far into our thick legal
disclaimer, regardless of however (too) much time they have on their
hands. Why are you reading all of this? You are insane. You need to get
a life. You need to find something better to do then read this trash!
Stop it already! Go find a hobby or find something more constructive to
do! Seriously! You are forming a bad habit that will damage your brain!
Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!
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