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Q: What are your influences?
A:  I listen to a lot of stuff when I'm not writing my own.  The list is too long to put here, but some of the bands I like the most are (In no particular order):
    - Metallica
    - Three Days Grace
    - Godsmack
    - Chevelle (Escpecially back when Joe was with them)
    - Breaking Benjamin (Some of the older stuff)
    - Disturbed (Some of the newer stuff)
    - Drowning Pool
    - Mudvayne
    - Powerman 5000
    - Rammstein (from Germany)
    - Oomph! (also from Germany, if you've never heard of them you're missing a LOT)
    - Seether
    - Static-X

Q:  How do you make your music?  What guitars and equipment do you use?
A:  All of that has been moved to the "TOOLS / GEAR" page.  I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how to use a simple graphic hyper-link menu and a computer mouse!

Q:  Do you still work as a computer tech?
A:  Not professionally.  On a RARE occasion I will fix someone's computer.  I do still work on website design a little bit though.

Q:  What happened to the tech page that was here a long time ago, the one that gave computer advice?
A:  There wasn't enough time to devote to keeping it updated, and there are plenty of other websites out there for computer topics.  If you want some links, you can ask in the forum.

Q: Are you related to Keanu Reeves?  Christopher Reeve?  Or (Insert name of famous person here)?
A:  No.

Q:  What is your viewpoint on the critical aspect of the negative reciprical of the digressional convergence of global meta-transitional vortals notwithstanding the primary contraphysical intersections in multiple para-logical methods with regards to meganegative entities?
A:  Huh?  Well, um...  I'll have to get back to you on that...

Q: What's with all the black on this site?  Why is it so dark in here?
A: The lightbulb in the ceiling light burned out.

Q: Couldn't you just put a new one in?
A: Well, I suppose I could run down to the store, pick one up, then come back and get out the ladder, but unfortunately I'm
just too buttheaded lazy to do such a thing...